Iowa Is Not a Field of Dreams, but a Land of Delusion

As the early stages of the 2012 Presidential election campaign begin to churn, pollsters are busy, busy, busy. My last blog was about a Mississippi poll. This time, Iowa gets the limelight.

Again, the polling is of "usual Republican primary voters."

Of those polled 48% do not believe Barack Obama was born in the United States, and another 26% "are unsure" where he was born.

(This is actually pretty close to the national data on GOP members: 51% believing he was not born in the US and another 21% being "unsure." So maybe, I'm being unfair to Iowa and I should just be mocking 72%-74% of the GOP.)

One of my colleagues at work (who I hope was playing devil's advocate) reminded me that anyone can get a forged birth certificate (as if no one had suggested that before).

Snopes
and Factcheck.org have both debunked the forgery allegations and document the many verifications and corroborating facts that prove the President's Hawaiian birth. People who persist in raising their shoulders and eyebrows and fake-innocently asking, "Why doesn't he just provide his Birth Certificate?" are either being patently dishonest (*cough Donald Trump cough*) or are suffering from some kind of FoxNews induced delusion.

I suppose you can create conspiracies in your cray-cray head dismissing every piece of evidence - like the TWO newspaper reports in Honolulu papers announcing his birth within weeks of his birthday (It's on the factcheck.org link.) - and just persist in claiming that "no one really knows." By this logic (illogic?), I don't know if my parents are US citizens, or for that matter, if I am. I mean, for all I know, I was born in Moscow and planted here as a sleeper agent and could be awakened by a phone call any day to wreak havoc on the imperialist corporatists that oppress the workers of the world!

Can we get down to the itty bitty nitty gritty? Barack Obama is "other," "different," "black." He's got a weird name and he's black. He's young and calm and cool and black. And also, he's black. A lot of this stems from a lot of white people being really out of sorts because their president is black. I mean, they hated Bill Clinton, but no one ever asked for his birth certificate. Have you ever seen it?

Early on, strong Hillary Clinton supporters got on the birther bandwagon, but they grudgingly concede Barry's Americanness when faced with the facts. But not 72% of the GOP. Facts will not interfere with their convictions and commitment to the foreignness of the black man in the white house.

In 2004, there were 55 million registered republicans in the US. That means at least 39.6 million Americans (I mean, I'm only assuming they are Americans. Anyone can get a forged birth certificate.) think the government of the state of Hawaii, two newspapers from 1961, and the federal government are (or may be) participating in a vast 50-year conspiracy to trick everyone into thinking Barack Obama was born in Hawaii in August, 1961 (when in fact he was born somewhere else) so he could be elected President of the United States in 2010. To these 39.6 million people, this absurd and completely implausible conspiracy fiction is more reasonable - or at least as reasonable - as relying on an officially issued, sealed, signed, certified Certificate of Live Birth.

America has always had problems. But have we always been this ridiculous?