
(I will endeavor to be funny in this blog most of the time. But this is a not-really-humorous introduction to this blog. Expect a lot of writing making fun of the South, or alternatively, defending it when some redneck in some other part of the country or world does something to deprive the South if the monopoly on stupid.)
I have lived in Utah for almost 16 years, a place known for being a "Mormon" state, yet I get a consistent barrage of remarks about being from Alabama. Despite the fact that I am more cosmopolitan than many of my fellow Utahans, the comments never really stop. But it's OK. I agree with most of their remarks about Alabama.
I like to get to know people before they know where I'm from. If I don't, assumptions are made. Assumptions about my religious beliefs. Assumptions about my political positions. Assumptions about my attitude about guns, abortion, economics, etc. And even assumptions about my intelligence.
So although I managed to grow up in the South and get educated and find a job that pays in money and not chickens, I am handicapped by my birthplace by perception. People make assumptions about me because of where I came from. So I am constantly trying to get Above My Raisin'. Are you?
Living in Utah, and traveling to other parts of the US, have taught me something: America is a nation populated by redneck, gun-toting, ignorant pinheads from shore to shore and from International Falls, MN to San Antonio, TX. The only difference is the ratio of rednecks-to-normal-people. Alabama is about 3-1 in the cities and about 7-1 in the countryside. Utah is about 3-1, though in Salt Lake City, the balance shifts to almost 1-2.
Life has taught me that (1) the south is not as different from the rest of the country as I once thought, but (2) it is different.
The South does in fact consider secession every time a Democrat is elected President. The rest of the country, not so much.
The South is hospitable, so long as the visitor isn't too different. Then the visitor is seen as a threat, or, to quote one recent FB comment, "creepy."
Only southerners would think it a good idea to celebrate the Confederacy, an institution that committed treason and killed its former countrymen to defend slavery. (BTW, South, the rest of the country thinks you are ignorant for that crap. Let it go.)
If you are my FB friend and you still live in the South, I hope you are not offended, but I am not going to lose sleep if you are. There is no perfect place to live, but if you are going to stay in the South, try to be part of the solution, and stop being part of the problem.
Actually, that applies whether you are in the South or elsewhere.