I have 12 entries in Urban Dictionary. All of them are from this past year. Most of them appeared here or were conceived of while drafting a blog entry. The rest are from conversations with my sister. [Don't read anything into that. We like to "cut up." By that I mean being silly, not carpel tunnel surgery.]
They are:
1 hypocriture - the gaping hole in the logic and reasoning of a person or group that is filled with hypocrisy.
2 eye rape - forcing someone to spontaneously or suddenly see a disturbing or offensive image or picture without their consent, especially through electronic media. [Ok. One of my Facebook friends is responsible for this one. You know who you are. Also, see picture above.]
3 OMGyn - a text-ese exclamation of shock or surprise at the news you get from your gynecologist.
4 Benatini - a cocktail of any variety mixed with Benadryl to increase the impact of the drink.
5 vamporn - vampire-themed fiction with overt sexual depictions. (Two thumbs up on this one!)
6 Tinx - a texted curse placed on the person you are texting with when he or she simultaneously texts the same thing you do.
7 Fishford Wife - individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.
8 ePETA - organization of people who advocate the fair and humane treatment of epets and other eanimals that virtually exist as Farmville livestock and Fishville fish.
9 hag up - A woman connecting with a male gay friend, or a gay man connecting with a female friend. Like a "hook up" but platonic by virtue of his being gay.
10 uptighty-righty - a very conservative, repressed, judgmental, fundamentalist right-winger.
11 dickumentary - extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis.
12 omniterran - covering, including or involving the the entire planet Earth.
So, I contributed 12 new words to the modern, popular English language. What did you do this year?
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