As we pause at the end of 2010 to gather for our respective Festivus events, let me say that we are sadly lacking in Festivus songs. Like atheists, Festivus revelers have no songs.
(Allow me to remind those of you who do not celebrate Festivus what this tradition entails. No tree, or candles, or garland, or elves, just an aluminum pole. And we engage in the annual Airing of Grievances. (I’m really looking forward to that one this year!) And, finally, we show off in the Feats of Strength. What could be better and/or less controversial?)
So, may I suggest to following Festivus Song ideas?
“Silver Poles”
“I’ll be Fit for Festivus”
“You Treated Me Like Crap All Year and Now You Want a Present?”
“Festivus Miracles Everywhere”
“All I Want For Festivus Is to Kick Your Ass”
“Screw You!”
“Festivus for the Rest of Us”
“You Say Aluminum, I Say Aluminium”
“No War with Festivus (We Don’t Care If You Put a Pole in the Park)”
“Keep You Myrrh, Bring Your Gripes”
And I suppose we can still sing “Let It Snow,” “Sleigh Ride,” Jingle Bells,” and “Auld Lang Syne.” That’s enough for a Festivus CD, if someone would actually write the songs suggested above. I wonder if Adam Lambert could be convinced to sing them?
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