I realize my topics have diverted from "redneck" to "crazy," but at least I'm staying in the "embarrassing" lane.
You may be confused with this one, wondering who should be embarrassed. I'm going with Vegas, Baby!
Matthew Kleindorfer of Vegas, Baby stormed the cockpit of a SkyWest flight from Helena, MT to Salt Lake City, UT, claiming he was A SPACE ALIEN AND WANTED TO FLY THE PLANE. The flight was therefore diverted the Idaho Falls, which makes perfect sense, I guess.
I think Mr. Kleindorfer was sent over the edge by strange Rocky Mountain weather in the spring which requires shoveling snow in the morning and mowing the lawn in the late afternoon. This is just WRONG. Being from Vegas, Baby, he simply couldn't cope, since Vegas, Baby has neither snow nor lawns
I am left with a few questions:
(1) Can we agree that what "loses his grip on reality in Vegas, stays in Vegas" from now on?
(2) Shouldn't airport security have known this guy was crazy when he went through security? I mean, look at him!
(3) Did anyone ask Mr. Kleindorfer if we really are supposed to "always double down on eleven?"
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