Who's the Fools?

Some teenagers in Salt Lake City, UT (WOOT!) tried to order at McDonalds via rap, and were cited for disorderly conduct.

According to the kids, there was no one else in line, so they did not disrupt service. A judge dismissed the citation.

Why in the sweet hell would the police charge kids for this silliness. Yes, it was silliness, but when did teenagers acting silly become a crime? No one got hurt. No one could have gotten hurt (unless someone ate the McDonald's food).

There were no threats. They didn't threaten to "bust a cap in they fries" or anything. They just tried to order rap-style.

Jiminy Christmas, McDonald's, sensitive much?

Let's get back to the police: Is there not enough real crime on Salt Lake City to occupy your time? Or are you just tired of dealing with "those darn kids?"

I think there are lessons to be learned here.

(1) Rhyming + Fast Food = Criminal Court

(2) Teenagers + Car = Rhyming at McDonald's

(3) Ignorant Fast Food Managers + Bored, Power-tripping Cops = Waste of taxpayer $$$

Moral of the story: Either stop being teenagers, or go to Wendy's.

Finally, a rap for the aftermath of the whole debacle:

The last time I went to Macky-D's,
I got busted by a cop with a disease.

That lame-ass fogy with his talkie thing buzzin'
He called the cops so the whole place was all fuzzin'.

"Get outta here with your judgin' and curmudgeon,
We want our burgers with a heapin' side of lovin'."

He thought my rhymes were disrupting all the burgers.
I thought his job was to help prevent murders.

Why the man wanna bust me and my boys,
When we were just making friendly, happy noise?

And thank you judge, for cutting us some slack,
And telling those old guys that they are really whack!