In Northampton, Massachusetts, a 20-year-old woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ.
How many times does this poor guy have to martyr himself? Jesus! I mean, ....yeah.
Apparently some clever fellow in Massachusetts legally changed his name to Lord Jesus Christ. (Aren't you proud, Massachusettsans? Massachusites? Whatever?) And you better believe it's true, or you will go to Hell and burn for all eternity.
And then some not-so-clever young woman ran him down in a crosswalk.
So this time, instead of being on the cross, he's in the cross?
Are these things OK to make jokes about? *shrug*
The lesson here is very clear: watch where you are driving, and yield to pedestrians in crosswalks! If you do, the life you save could be your Messiah.
(Side note: the woman's name is Brittany. Can we all agree now that Brittany should be put in the "do not use" name-box with Judas, Cain, and Lucifer?)
Lord Jesus Christ is OK. He was knocked down, but he rose again.
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